(I don’t mean to objectify women, so don’t take any part of this story to mean that)

Attractive ladies young and… well… maybe a bit older than me, I love you but there is something we really must discuss: crummy attitudes.

Story time

There is a small, hole-in-the-wall, bar near the location that I work at. We frequent this bar for lunch on Fridays that are nice enough to walk over there and sit on the open deck. Its usually quite a great way to spend lunchtime on Friday noontimes. The beer is cold, the view (of the gorge) is great, and the food is quite good for a bar. Today, my fellow co-workers and I decided, was the perfect day to travel this location.

We invest the eight or so minutes of walking time it takes to get there and sit down at a table of our choosing. We begin to peruse the menu and discuss the normal chit-chat of the day (today, it was upgrading my personal PC to a quad-core, 4 gig system). Then, she comes out and so begins todays dealings with of the waitress whom shall not be named (because we don’t know her name, not because I don’t want to give a name or don’t like her or anything…). She begins by asking us for our drink selection (there is only three of us) which comes to one lemonade and two beers, but I can already tell that today isn’t going to be anything special.

So the meal goes on and we place our order and continue to chit-chat over our drinks. As we wait for our food, she walks passed us to help another table. My co-worker and I comment on how good-looking she is, but that there is one thing that sings out from her: the incredibly poor attitude that eminates from her like water from a water spewing from a shower head. The table is unanimous, she is a great looking girl but her obvious poor mood or snooty attitude makes the whole package seem like a poor deal.

A repeating episode

This girl is a very attractive girl and anyone that doesn’t agree is, likely, either lying or insane. However, little does she know, that the people she deals with from day-to-day at this bar can tell that she loathes everyone around her.

I would love to say that it was just a one-off deal and maybe we just caught her on a bad day, but I can’t really remember a time with her as our waitress (and there have been many) that I didn’t have this idea in my head. It’s really sad too because it totally turns me off from her. I don’t mean to mangle the quote of a great movie but, she would be really hot if her attitude wasn’t screwing it up.

Don’t ruin a great thing

Ladies, your attitude is readily apparent to pretty much everyone around you. Guys and girls know what you are thinking and can tell how you feel. Don’t ruin your good looks by having a bad attitude. Pro tip: if you want a successful relationship with a guy and don’t just want to be involved in a one night stand, try and be at least somewhat cheerful even if you are having a shitty day. You don’t know when you are going to meet mr. right and having a bad attitude could send him right on packing.

One last thing

If you happen to be the waitress at this particular establishment, refill our drinks more often.