lol @ bailout. Stocks fell another 500 or so points this morning. If you were shorting stocks, you are probably rich. If you were buying stocks, you are probably broke. If you want to make a shitload of money, short now, and get ready to buy cause in a couple days when they start rolling out bailout money, a bunch of companies are gonna jump.

Go ahead, do it. I’ll wait here laughing at our government’s poor attempts to fix something they don’t understand.