Ordering things off the internet has been a mainstay in my “things that make me lazy” resume for many years now. I have ordered everything from CDs to lamps to computers. I have, for the most part, managed to remain untouched by shipping problems. The only situation I can largely remember was when DHL lost a monitor I bought from some no-name internet company. However, today has ushered in a whole new addition to my experienced problems.

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(I don’t mean to objectify women, so don’t take any part of this story to mean that)

Attractive ladies young and… well… maybe a bit older than me, I love you but there is something we really must discuss: crummy attitudes.

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Jon and I have recently been discussing a random superpower that may be beneficial. The idea is that you essentially play the air-guitar, the power being that whatever guitar sound that is occuring in your head is the sound played outloud for all to hear.

The catch? You have to sacrifice a left-testicle to achieve this power. I think I would do it without much thought. You only need one nut to procreate so you can afford to cut one loose. I would just be worried that I might lose the other one to something like cancer or a bad blow.

Want to try to lose at least 10 pounds before the end of August – going to try a forey of different plans including eatting better during lunch, including snacks between breakfast/lunch and lunch/dinner, supplementing my diet with a multivitamin/fish oil/carnitine, keeping track of my calorie intake with a site someone directed me to called The Daily Plate and exercising more.

Perhaps if I can get to the gym, which I pay for access to every month, 3 times a week(Mondays, Wednesday, Friday – days I don’t raid)and do a bit of running or bike riding, I can drop some weight. To be honest though, its really just my gut that I would like to cut down. I am not overly displeased with my weight or anything – just think it could be better.