Did you know that any time your alarm does not go off, causing you to be inevitably late to whereever you plan on going, this can be chalked up to sabotage?

Think about it next time: you are sleeping and enjoying a nice dream, the birds are chirping, the sun is peeking through the windows. Then, you suddenly realize that for the past three business years you have been getting up and showering in the dark…. SABOTAGE!

Someone has invaded your home, snuck into your room, turned off your alarm, and left you to suffer the consequences. You would never do such a thing to yourself, thus this must be the only logical conclusion.

This happened to me today, and I was pissed.